Fishy

Claud has decided to send Hamlet to England. We have sent Rosencrantz and Guildenstern to find him. I have a really bad feeling about sending Hammy to England. Something is fishy here.

I dunno what to do

I think I am a tattletale. I know that Hammy told me not to say anything to anyone but I can't act like he didn't kill a person. I mean that kinda is a big deal. I swear the poor boy really is crazy. Poor thing. He is mad like the wind at the sea. I told Claud about everything except for the part about Hamlet thinking Claud killed my old Hubby. I am stuck in the middle of all of this. What should I do?

Huh?

Why on earth would Claud think I liked my yoga instructor?

OOPs

Oh I might have left out a tiny detail from my talk with Hamlet. He uh kinda killed Polonius. Ok so I know this seems like a big deal but it is not as awful as it sounds. Polonius was hiding behind a curtain in my room and he accidentally made a noise. This caught Hammy off guard and so he struck his sword at the curtain. He honestly had no idea who it was. I am sure he thought it was an intruder who was trying to harm me. He really was just protecting himself. Like I said before he told me not to tell anyone but I just don't know if I can keep that a secret.

Poor Hammy

This is absolutely crazy. I am not even kidding Hamlet literally just came to me and pretty much told me that Claud killed dead Hamlet. This is just so hard to believe. But, of course I am going to believe Hamlet he is my baby. He told me that he sees his father in a ghost form. I honestly feel bad for the boy. I cant imagine what is going on in his head. I love him so much and I feel so sorry for him. He told my not to tell anyone so naturally I am going to keep it a secret. I do now understand why he has been acting so crazy. I am not really sure what is up his sleeve now but I am behind him 100% and always will be.

HMMMMMM......

Ok so I guess my current status is: Highly offended! I cannot believe Hamlet would call me out like he did. In front of EVERYONE!(Thats what came up when I Googled everyone.) What the heck was that play all about? Weird!!!!! I mean he pretty much said I was a terrible person and a bad mother. How dare him! I have never done anything besides be wonderful to him. I really do not know whats stuck up his butt. He doesn't have to be so mean to me. I am calling him in my room to talk about all of this. I will blog when I am finished chewing him out brb.

ME!ME!ME!

I am so great. I mean lets just be honest here. There is no one who doesn't love me. I swear I am not trying to brag but c'mon people, you know you love me. I am just so blessed. I have the coolest house. And my hubby is a hottie! Only problem, my son is turning into a looney.