Fishy

Claud has decided to send Hamlet to England. We have sent Rosencrantz and Guildenstern to find him. I have a really bad feeling about sending Hammy to England. Something is fishy here.

I dunno what to do

I think I am a tattletale. I know that Hammy told me not to say anything to anyone but I can't act like he didn't kill a person. I mean that kinda is a big deal. I swear the poor boy really is crazy. Poor thing. He is mad like the wind at the sea. I told Claud about everything except for the part about Hamlet thinking Claud killed my old Hubby. I am stuck in the middle of all of this. What should I do?

Huh?

Why on earth would Claud think I liked my yoga instructor?

OOPs

Oh I might have left out a tiny detail from my talk with Hamlet. He uh kinda killed Polonius. Ok so I know this seems like a big deal but it is not as awful as it sounds. Polonius was hiding behind a curtain in my room and he accidentally made a noise. This caught Hammy off guard and so he struck his sword at the curtain. He honestly had no idea who it was. I am sure he thought it was an intruder who was trying to harm me. He really was just protecting himself. Like I said before he told me not to tell anyone but I just don't know if I can keep that a secret.

Poor Hammy

This is absolutely crazy. I am not even kidding Hamlet literally just came to me and pretty much told me that Claud killed dead Hamlet. This is just so hard to believe. But, of course I am going to believe Hamlet he is my baby. He told me that he sees his father in a ghost form. I honestly feel bad for the boy. I cant imagine what is going on in his head. I love him so much and I feel so sorry for him. He told my not to tell anyone so naturally I am going to keep it a secret. I do now understand why he has been acting so crazy. I am not really sure what is up his sleeve now but I am behind him 100% and always will be.

HMMMMMM......

Ok so I guess my current status is: Highly offended! I cannot believe Hamlet would call me out like he did. In front of EVERYONE!(Thats what came up when I Googled everyone.) What the heck was that play all about? Weird!!!!! I mean he pretty much said I was a terrible person and a bad mother. How dare him! I have never done anything besides be wonderful to him. I really do not know whats stuck up his butt. He doesn't have to be so mean to me. I am calling him in my room to talk about all of this. I will blog when I am finished chewing him out brb.

ME!ME!ME!

I am so great. I mean lets just be honest here. There is no one who doesn't love me. I swear I am not trying to brag but c'mon people, you know you love me. I am just so blessed. I have the coolest house. And my hubby is a hottie! Only problem, my son is turning into a looney.

Weirdo

Lately Hammy has been acting so crazy. I don't know what his problem is. I think Claud is really worried about him. He has been acting very concerned about Hammy for some reason. So Claud and I decided to invite Hammys friends to come for a visit perhaps to cheer him up. Or at least find out why he is acting so odd. I feel like he needs to get out and do something. Maybe that will cheer him up. But, anyway Claud has not been that loving to me lately. He seems distant and distracted and I can't figure out why. And, I feel like Polonius has been around us every minute of every day. I wish he would go away. His daughter Ophelia is sorta seeing Hammy and she told her father that she thinks Hammy is going crazy. I am certain that no son of mine is crazy. Yes, he is acting strange but he is NOT crazy. She is the crazy one thinking Hammy is so crazy for her love. There is no way that he has feelings like that for her. She is weird.

OMG

Ok so I am about tired of Hamlet acting moody ALL of the time. I mean omg I got married, can't he be happy for me? I really don't know what his problem is. My wedding is supposed to be the happiest day of my life but Hamlet is trying to bring everyone down and make everyone upset. He is such a cry baby. Anyway to a happy topic, my wedding was da bomb. http://z.hubpages.com/u/886623_f496.jpg this is my wedding dress. Amazing right? Ok so maybe marrying my late husbands brother might seem weird but c'mon like you wouldn't do anything to be queen either? You gotta do what you gotta do to be on top in this world. Hamlet can just get over himself. http://www.sherryweb.com/wedding/medieval-wedding-painting.jpg This is how awesome my wedding was.