Weirdo

Lately Hammy has been acting so crazy. I don't know what his problem is. I think Claud is really worried about him. He has been acting very concerned about Hammy for some reason. So Claud and I decided to invite Hammys friends to come for a visit perhaps to cheer him up. Or at least find out why he is acting so odd. I feel like he needs to get out and do something. Maybe that will cheer him up. But, anyway Claud has not been that loving to me lately. He seems distant and distracted and I can't figure out why. And, I feel like Polonius has been around us every minute of every day. I wish he would go away. His daughter Ophelia is sorta seeing Hammy and she told her father that she thinks Hammy is going crazy. I am certain that no son of mine is crazy. Yes, he is acting strange but he is NOT crazy. She is the crazy one thinking Hammy is so crazy for her love. There is no way that he has feelings like that for her. She is weird.